why aren’t there divorce cakes?

Posted by on Feb 26, 2009 in Blog | No Comments

pretty sure cake makes everything better. ice cream, too. or, better yet—both. which is why i’ve decided to adopt “cake or death?” as my new personal motto. when i wake up every day, i will ask myself this question, and it will invariably lead me to focus more on the things that don’t s*ck, which […]

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nobody messes with joe. or his boss.

Posted by on Feb 26, 2009 in Blog | No Comments

because my busted-#ss television still isn’t fixed, i could only experience the president’s not-state-of-the-union via good ol’ radio on NPR and that new-fangled twitter that all the kids are raving about. nevertheless, i kinda surprised myself by how often i had to stop and pinch myself to say, “holy cr*p – this guy is really […]

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